/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date:
Summer 1994 -- Spring 1995
*/
#include "msdos.h"
#include "win31.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
/*
Reference: Internal memo #99281-95
from: William H. Gates III
to: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
William H. Gates III wrote:
"I have serious doubts about the ’EASY’
installation-definition. It might prevent
customers to think that they actually bought
something ’good’. Therefore I want the
installation-definition to be ’HARD’.
Carry on,
God Bill
"
*/
#define INSTALL = HARD
void main() {
while (!CRASHED) {
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation) {
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed) {
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
/*
Reference: Internal memo #99683-95
from: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
to: William H. Gates III
Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
"Dear Sir,Since we have found that this last
piece of code within the ’if’-statement will
never execute, we decided NOT to include
it in the final code. This way we will save
at least another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace!
Thank you for listening to us,
the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project
"
*/
/*
if (still_not_crashed) {
write_cheer();
finished();
}
*/
create_general_protection_fault();
}Windows 95 lähdekoodi
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